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A Nightmare On Elm Street
I can kind of understand why some may enjoy A Nightmare On Elm Street, but I can see why people would say “meh”. This movie did scare me quite a bit, but it was shrouded in clichés, generally poor...
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Whip It
There was so much to like about Whip It, a movie about a girl who breaks free from the chains of her mother’s primitive view of womanhood by joining a roller derby team. Ellen page is a fabulous...
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Knight and Day
It’s a formula is what it is. It’s a large helping of nonsense action, a sprinkle of overused comedy points, a hint of dumb romance, and a string of ridiculous coincidences. All these points come...
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Cop Out
While trying to recover a Baseball card that was stolen from him while he was trying to sell it, suspended cop Bruce Willis and his partner Tracy Morgan stumble upon something much more dire than a...
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Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Did You Hear About The Morgans?, a story about a separated married couple who are forced to live with each other in witness protection after witnessing a mob related murder, was derivate, inane,...
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Vanquish
Yet another game where Russia is the villain, Vanquish’s generic story and dull writing leave much to be desired. There are also quite a few issues. For example, on the occasions where you’re thrown...
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Unstoppable
I can just imagine the meeting that took place when they came up with the MacGuffin for Unstoppable. Doody face 1: I got it! How about an action thriller about a runaway train? Doody face 2: Meh. Doody...
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Paul
I love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost just as much as the next guy (we call him Phil for short), but this latest film with the British duo came nowhere close to the awesomeness of their previous adventures....
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Thorne: Scaredycat
At two hours in length, Thorne: Scaredycat was a stretched out episode of Law and Order/CSI/any other crime solving based television show. It brought nothing new to the genre, the twist was generic,...
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The Avengers
The Avengers violated three of my biggest cinematic pet peeves. First, as has become frequent in films of late, there were way too many characters to follow. That leads directly into number two, there...
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